Joanna Iris LMT

The Only Massage Therapist Crazy enough to challenge the status quo - Men’s Bodywork Specialist — Performance, Posture & Vitality

Gentlemen, let’s be honest. Sitting at your desk or driving all day, ignoring hip pain, and hoping your bedroom game magically fixes itself? That’s not a plan. That’s denial.

I’m here to give you the reset your body’s been begging for — with performance bodywork that hits the neck, back, hips, and pelvic floor where it counts.

About Me (straight shooter style):

ALMOST 15 years of experience (not my first rodeo).

Athletic background — track, soccer, military, bodybuilding.

Specialize in men’s health: my personal creations Masculine Vitality Restoration, Tech Neck, Desk Jockey Reset, LomiLomi, circulation, prostate support and ED challenges

Services (with sass):

Desk Jockey Reset — because your chair is not your soulmate.

Masculine Vitality Restoration — pelvic floor & prostate support (yes, it helps there)

Performance Reset — hips, glutes, mobility, circulation.

Restorative Flow — Lomi Lomi stress release, because men need it too.

Why Me:

Because I’ll tell you the truth — relief, vitality, and confidence aren’t luxuries. They’re your foundation. And if you don’t fix your body, your body will make sure you regret it.

“Book.” Don’t overthink it. Your future self will thank you.am here to help you, not take your shit.